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Rest in peace, Maurice Sendak, he who helped to define many a childhood.
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Shake, rattle and roll. Or maybe just shake and fold according to Mr. Joe Smith at the TEDxConcordiaUPortland talk. There is a right way and a wrong way to dry your hands. A few shakes of the hands and one paper towel is all you need. Save paper people!
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Who wants the government in their vagina? Well, I certainly do!
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Keep extra storage nearby in the form of Bulavkus’ USB flash drive/pin. No need to search for those little bastards anymore. Pretty neat.
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Look out! It’s a robot uprising! No, just kidding. But it’s going to happen someday…very, very soon in the near future! For more info on how to take down the Roomba vacuuming your floor, check out the New York Times bestseller, Robopocalypse by Daniel H. Wilson.